khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

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plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

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bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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sherlockspeare:

We will go down with this ship.

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comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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deansass:

My bio teacher told us a story about a boy who watched so many survival shows he went out to the forest and tried to survive but ended up dying of Hypothermia and all I could think was

what if one day I go hunt a ghost or a demon

has Supernatural truly prepared me enough

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